Below is Mitch's observations over many AWesome Fishing Adventures. Thanks Mitch.
“We ain’t here to fuck spiders”
This is not an expression I often hear when fishing the tranquil waters of Tuross Head. It is however a favourite expression of Ash on fishing adventures in the Northern Territory or up in and around Brisbane Waters.
This phrase is easily transferred when:
Getting supplies at Woolies:
Ash: We ain’t here to fuck spiders
Translation – Ok boys we are fishing for 5 days in the bush, you cant catch fish at woolies! split up to ensure no time is wasted and don't forget the Iced VoVos and iced coffees.
Backing the boat trailer at the Mini Mini
Ash: We ain’t here to fuck spiders
Translation – OK, B1 and B2 – there is a cloth, wipe down the new fancy pants deck, while I park the trailer
Heading Out to secret spot at Darwin Harbour
Ash: We ain’t here to fuck spiders
Translation – we gotta get there before the any other fishos see us dragging in Barras
2nd translation – we gotta get there early before the security guards tell us to piss off!
Heading up a creek through spider webs and possible crocs
Ash: We ain’t here to fuck spiders
Translation – There is usually big fish up here through the spider webs, don’t worry about the spiders or crocs!
‘cause when we fish with Ash, we ain’t here to fuck spiders.
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